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For the past three and a half years that I've been hanging out in Plentywood I've tried to stay
busy with this website and come up with some fun, economic development ideas that might
spark an interest for the locals and used to be locals.
Lately I've been talking about the sky falling in and how everybody should hop on the
Centennial band wagon for one last hurrah because the end of the world is coming . . . AND
soon! I can't really take credit for starting that rumor because that old pessimist Nostradamus
beat me to it. Nobody around these parts seemed to care though. Their gold is in a safe place.
When I first started blowin' whistles about the good times rolling to an end, I was preaching
about fitness, bikin', runnin' and a bunch of other useless shit. You can't be out of shape when
you die. Can you? I really couldn't get a handle on what made this part of the state tick, what
they were interested in and who was in charge and what the future plans are for the county.
Nobody really knows. Or cares.
The coffee break is still the busiest time of day for most and going to church on Sunday makes
people feel good. The most popular page on the website is the obituaries and a full rain gage
inspires optimism. Life is good here.
I ran a blogsite for awhile trying to keep up with a truck load of emails from readers, mostly
from used to be locals. They are the most vocal. The local locals don't have much of an
opinion at least out loud and never for publication. Don't want to offend anybody.
I got involved with the alleged fitness center for awhile. Pissed off a few people there. They
thought it was my patriotic duty and I would love to spend the rest of my life blogging about
that venture. Got a couple hundred emails from others who would like to do the same.
I was trying to think of the most successful promotion Sheridan County, or Plentywood ever
had, and the event that popped into my mind was the Prairie Boogie, 1978. I never attended it.
Just heard about it. I heard it scared the crap out the local locals. Still does. Never again they
say. Not on my lawn.
Well I've about hit the wall when it comes to finding a good promotional event anymore, at least
one that could fit into every clique in this county. Almost impossible. Everything's been tried
and put to bed.
And then, that's when it hit me. A brothel! I've never tried that. I've never even penciled it in my
Things to do List. Wow, what a great idea! Nothing gets the blood flowing like paid for sex!
Why not a brothel? Sure it's illegal, but what isn't. If we're going to tank with the economy and
the end of the world is coming soon we might as well go down in flames. Right?
Aahh yes, a brothel. Underground of course. Don't want to rile the locals. It would make a great
side dish for the motorcycle rally.
For the past three and a half years that I've been hanging out in Plentywood I've tried to stay
busy with this website and come up with some fun, economic development ideas that might
spark an interest for the locals and used to be locals.
Lately I've been talking about the sky falling in and how everybody should hop on the
Centennial band wagon for one last hurrah because the end of the world is coming . . . AND
soon! I can't really take credit for starting that rumor because that old pessimist Nostradamus
beat me to it. Nobody around these parts seemed to care though. Their gold is in a safe place.
When I first started blowin' whistles about the good times rolling to an end, I was preaching
about fitness, bikin', runnin' and a bunch of other useless shit. You can't be out of shape when
you die. Can you? I really couldn't get a handle on what made this part of the state tick, what
they were interested in and who was in charge and what the future plans are for the county.
Nobody really knows. Or cares.
The coffee break is still the busiest time of day for most and going to church on Sunday makes
people feel good. The most popular page on the website is the obituaries and a full rain gage
inspires optimism. Life is good here.
I ran a blogsite for awhile trying to keep up with a truck load of emails from readers, mostly
from used to be locals. They are the most vocal. The local locals don't have much of an
opinion at least out loud and never for publication. Don't want to offend anybody.
I got involved with the alleged fitness center for awhile. Pissed off a few people there. They
thought it was my patriotic duty and I would love to spend the rest of my life blogging about
that venture. Got a couple hundred emails from others who would like to do the same.
I was trying to think of the most successful promotion Sheridan County, or Plentywood ever
had, and the event that popped into my mind was the Prairie Boogie, 1978. I never attended it.
Just heard about it. I heard it scared the crap out the local locals. Still does. Never again they
say. Not on my lawn.
Well I've about hit the wall when it comes to finding a good promotional event anymore, at least
one that could fit into every clique in this county. Almost impossible. Everything's been tried
and put to bed.
And then, that's when it hit me. A brothel! I've never tried that. I've never even penciled it in my
Things to do List. Wow, what a great idea! Nothing gets the blood flowing like paid for sex!
Why not a brothel? Sure it's illegal, but what isn't. If we're going to tank with the economy and
the end of the world is coming soon we might as well go down in flames. Right?
Aahh yes, a brothel. Underground of course. Don't want to rile the locals. It would make a great
side dish for the motorcycle rally.
I've got some land west of town I'm not using, maybe we could work something out.
Mike Frasier
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Funny you should bring this forward.......I was driving Romelle down Main one day shortly before her untimley death;
and as we approached the old depot I mentioned it should be turned into a brothel. I said to Romelle.."you could get
a job as Madame"....and she said...NO I'd want to work and make some money! I was totally floored by her wit and
humor......and vision?
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Maybe someone should send this letter to The Today Show and Good Morning America for a piece on the state of
the small American town.....the camera crews would come to interview the local locals to check out the situation.... of
course the restaurants would not stay open past 6:00pm to accommodate additional commerce...suggestion: get out
of there...save yourself....
An Obituary Reader
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This is a riot. I love the idea. Watch Plentwood grow!
Wendy Sue (Olson) Fellers
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Dennis, I'm too broke to be a paying customer of the brothel, but go for it! Don't despair. The hicks left in our
hometown will either eventually "get it" or maybe some more new blog will stumble on the place.
Dave
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This is the best idea since the Prairie Boogie. And I was there! If the dildos who run the county kept that idea alive
maybe more would find a reason to visit once in awhile. Will your brothel take credit cards? Mine went up in smoke
with Bush. But I'm on the rebound.
J. Anderson
Are you hiring? Call me.
Nevada Moon, Reno, NV
Uff dah...in bold and capitals...but I hear the frustration in "your" voice and any other voice that tries to "help". I feel
that the commissioners are the "holders of the plan" and if they lack vision for change and development, so goes the
county. Really, think about it, probably one of the bigger business in the county and they hold the reins. Big
responsibility and big thinkers are needed.
Janet Johnson Cron
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Dennis, Great idea! Now where is the obituary button. HA!
Tami Lounsbury
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Dennis, I think you've lost your mind! Didn't you get enough of "that" when you were in high school? At least that's
what some of the "girls" talk about - the good old days with Dennis Ketterman? Sure, girls "gotta eat" but let's face it
- a majority of the "girls" these days are educated and have good paying jobs - and they aren't on their backs or in
the kitchen canning peaches and pears.
A brothel? I'll come back to P'Wood and run the place, but I will hire the pitiful, penniless "boys" in Sheridan County
to make money for me - and the well-educated women with money will keep the place running. How about that?
M
Dennis don't you remember that all the girls loved you in high school. We don't need the towns people, the class of
62 will bring excitment to town in 2012.
Mike Frasier
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Funny you should bring this forward.......I was driving Romelle down Main one day shortly before her untimley death;
and as we approached the old depot I mentioned it should be turned into a brothel. I said to Romelle.."you could get
a job as Madame"....and she said...NO I'd want to work and make some money! I was totally floored by her wit and
humor......and vision?
............................................................................................................................................................................
Maybe someone should send this letter to The Today Show and Good Morning America for a piece on the state of
the small American town.....the camera crews would come to interview the local locals to check out the situation.... of
course the restaurants would not stay open past 6:00pm to accommodate additional commerce...suggestion: get out
of there...save yourself....
An Obituary Reader
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This is a riot. I love the idea. Watch Plentwood grow!
Wendy Sue (Olson) Fellers
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Dennis, I'm too broke to be a paying customer of the brothel, but go for it! Don't despair. The hicks left in our
hometown will either eventually "get it" or maybe some more new blog will stumble on the place.
Dave
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This is the best idea since the Prairie Boogie. And I was there! If the dildos who run the county kept that idea alive
maybe more would find a reason to visit once in awhile. Will your brothel take credit cards? Mine went up in smoke
with Bush. But I'm on the rebound.
J. Anderson
- Will accept any form of payment. No GM or Chrysler cards though. Pigs, chickens, the usual tender. Girls gotta eat.
Are you hiring? Call me.
Nevada Moon, Reno, NV
- I'll check with personnel. Your number is?
Uff dah...in bold and capitals...but I hear the frustration in "your" voice and any other voice that tries to "help". I feel
that the commissioners are the "holders of the plan" and if they lack vision for change and development, so goes the
county. Really, think about it, probably one of the bigger business in the county and they hold the reins. Big
responsibility and big thinkers are needed.
Janet Johnson Cron
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Dennis, Great idea! Now where is the obituary button. HA!
Tami Lounsbury
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Dennis, I think you've lost your mind! Didn't you get enough of "that" when you were in high school? At least that's
what some of the "girls" talk about - the good old days with Dennis Ketterman? Sure, girls "gotta eat" but let's face it
- a majority of the "girls" these days are educated and have good paying jobs - and they aren't on their backs or in
the kitchen canning peaches and pears.
A brothel? I'll come back to P'Wood and run the place, but I will hire the pitiful, penniless "boys" in Sheridan County
to make money for me - and the well-educated women with money will keep the place running. How about that?
M
- MMMMMM . . . . . How about what?
I think you might have missed the point, but if you're campaigning for the position of Madam, I'll run it by the "boys."
We're an equal opportunity employer. By the way, does anybody ever get enough of "that?" And about me and the "girls"
thing? Your memory is a lot better than mine.
Dennis don't you remember that all the girls loved you in high school. We don't need the towns people, the class of
62 will bring excitment to town in 2012.
- Again with the girls thing. I must have been absent that year. You better not get too excited. Because in 2012 we'll be one
click from 70!!!!!!!!!!!!